If at first you don't succeed....

Which one of these sound "Kuwaiti" to you?

If at first you don't succeed, you're a failure and a disgrace to humanity
If at first you don't succeed, find somebody more qualified.
If at first you don't succeed, read the MANUAL.
If at first you don't succeed, hide the evidence that you even tried.
If at first you don't succeed, call tech support.
If at first you don't succeed, blame society. (hmmm)
If at first you don't succeed, call it a day and have a beer.
If at first you don't succeed, it didn't need to be done anway.
If at first you don't succeed, quit. (sounds familiar)
If at first you don't succeed, quit and watch tv.
If at first you don't succeed, to hell with it. Too much damn trouble.

(copied from an e-mail I got)